Old Guy - Phillip Randall Wilson

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This answer is Priceless… Advice for an old guy....

I was working out at the gym when I spotted a sweet
young thing walking in...

<picture of large chested woman>

I asked the trainer standing next to me, "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?"

The trainer looked me over and said, "I would recommend the ATM in the lobby."