Golf - Phillip George Wilson

This Phillip has shelled out $900 for golf lessons over the last few years.  I hope they paid off.  Maybe not if he is cancelling.  Or perhaps he had a horrific accident where he lost his arms and can't swing a golf club anymore.  Probably just not using it. The club, not the arm.

Attached is  a PDF of all payments that you have made to the Terminus Club since you began membership. I had a message that you wanted to cancel your membership and wanted an invoice sent to you. If you need anything else please let me know. As of today, August 30^th, 2012, your membership has been cancelled. Thank you! Have a great holiday weekend.

Thanks,

Annette ----

Terminus Club

Deposit - Phillip Deacon Wilson

Looks like this Phillip has an extra $1000 in his pocket.  It did have his address.  Looks like a nice neighborhood.  It's in a new development.

Attached is a PDF of your accounts payable Remittance Voucher to be direct deposited into your account by Friday, August 31, 2012.

Old Guy - Phillip Randall Wilson

Lame joke forwarding from "friends"

This answer is Priceless… Advice for an old guy....

I was working out at the gym when I spotted a sweet
young thing walking in...

<picture of large chested woman>

I asked the trainer standing next to me, "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?"

The trainer looked me over and said, "I would recommend the ATM in the lobby."

Happy Hour 2 - Phillip Bob Wilson

The Reply to All thread continues...

I'll be there around 7:30.

 

- Nat

No dice :(

J A S O N

Awwwww i remember the days when i could come out and play without having to ditch a munchkin... i could go for a pina colada too ... sniffle. Have one for me! Enjoy. Miss u guys! 
Natalie

I will rework my schedule to have a drink or two if this is going to happen. Miss everyone!

R O B E R T

Happy Hour - Phillip Bob Wilson

Today I got a string of emails/reply to all's about joining a group for happy hour.

Hey everyone,

I know this is out of left field, but is anyone interested in a happy hour at Gringadas on Thursday? I haven’t seen anyone in awhile and Nat and I have been training for competitions, so neither of us have had a real drink in some time. Wouldn’t mind hanging out if any of you were down. Nat’s a fitness champ and I check went to my first major martial arts tournament. Hear all about it, if you’re available. Join us for drunken dimwittery after work. If it’s on like Donkey Kong please let me know. I usually have a class to go to after work, but I’ll skip it if enough people are coming through. It would be really nice to see everyone.

Gringdada

Steven

Would love toooo but in FL for biznass. 

C O U R T N E Y

 Dang you! Steve Case and I were just gonna plan one too.

I'm not going to be able to make it because I got another event at the place I'm freelancing at.

I miss all a' y'all though.  

Benjamin

Sally Strikes Again - Phillip Ivan Wilson

This was sent to a group of people and had a csv attached.  The csv mentioned "Pork Shoulder Butt Bone-In".  Sounds tasty.

Amber,
Do you know who this supplier is?  796400??

Sally

The error file was emailed for production environments and posted to /BoxedBeef/ bb_pfg/error/ERR_

20120803130002.csv - Non-prodiction environments were not email ed.

Forward - Phillip Ivan Wilson

Sweet, jeans and sneakers...

Just in case you miss this one..see below..  Sally

Tomorrow Friday 7-27-12 is an end of the month clean-up day.

The dress code is jeans and sneakers; mid-calf trousers are allowed.  Otherwise, all established dress codes apply.

Scott

Spam again - Phillip Randall Wilson

I can't figure out what the spammers are looking for, or if it's for real why someone wouldn't put more info.

I have a biz to do with you.

Yeung Lap Ming

New Home - Phillip Randall Wilson

Hey I moved, cool.

Hi Phil,

Got your new home card.............thank you. Wanted to make sure this worked.

Hope this week goes well for you!

Craig

Payment - Phillip Lloyd Wilson

This one had Phillip's order attached as a pdf. It had his home address. He ordered 210 British Pounds worth of Marble Antique Walnut Fossil. Looked like a nice house.

new sorder to be del Fri 6.7.12. please advise payment

Regards

Mike -----

Customer Services Administrator

Likely Spam - Phillip Randall Wilson

This seems likely to be spam, but it was funny in its shortness.

Atm card prize has been approved to you

Halfway - Phillip Ted Wilson

Not sure what would an apartment complex be emailing about for $24.

Hi Phillip,

 

I got approval for meeting you halfway from $48 to $24. Let me know what you think!

 

-----

Northside at Legacy Leasing Staff

Plano, TX

Application - Phillip Deacon Wilson

I wonder if Phillip got hired for a job or something else.

Hey Phillip.  Hope you are doing well.  I need you to complete an application as well as some other docs for us.    Let me know when you can come by.  Thanks

The VERY BEST - Phillip Carl Wilson

This was all that was in an email from some tax guy...

Who we are...     The VERY BEST, affordable, tax help available ANYWHERE.       BBB RATED A+

Kids in Church - Phillip Randall Wilson

KIDS IN CHURCH
3-year-old Reese :
'Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is His name.
Amen.'
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A little boy was overheard praying:
'Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am.'

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After the christening of his baby brother in church,
Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.
His father asked him three times what was wrong.
Finally, the boy replied,
'That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home,
And I wanted to stay with you guys.'

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One particular four-year-old prayed,
'And forgive us our trash baskets
As we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.'

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A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they
Were on the way to church service,
'And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?'
One bright little girl replied,
'Because people are sleeping.'

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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.
'If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,
' Ryan , you be Jesus !'

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A father was at the beach with his children
When the four-year-old son ran up to him,
Grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
Where a seagull lay dead in the sand..
'Daddy, what happened to him?' the son asked.
'He died and went to Heaven,' the Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
'Did God throw him back down?'
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,
'Would you like to say the blessing?'
'I wouldn't know what to say,' the girl replied.
'Just say what you hear Mommy say,' the wife answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said,
'Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?'