Dude, Where is my Check? - Phillip Timothy Wilson

Holy cow.  This is one of the best emails I have gotten for another Phillip. Angry Wife, check.  Personal Information, Check.  The best part about it is realizing that at the end of the email, she is steamed at him.  And he never got this email.  He went home from work still upset that she blew her check on QVC things.

Dear Phillip,

Just to let you know where my check went, see a print out of my account below:

Transaction Date	Value Date	Reference	Description	Debit	Credit	Balance
01-12-2011	01-12-2011	-----	WENDY'S	23.36		979.06
01-12-2011	01-12-2011	-----	HURLEY'S MARKET	40.94		1,002.42
30-11-2011	01-12-2011	-----	SERVICE CHARGE	6.80		1,143.36
30-11-2011	30-11-2011	-----	HURLEY'S MARKET	17.45		1,150.16
30-11-2011	30-11-2011	-----	UTILITIES	300.00		1,167.61
30-11-2011	30-11-2011	-----	BILL PAYMENT	40.00		1,467.61
29-11-2011	30-11-2011	-----	GOV STAMP DUTY	8.75		1,507.61
29-11-2011	29-11-2011	-----	DTV*DIRECTV	132.53		1,516.36
28-11-2011	28-11-2011	-----	HURLEY'S MARKET	49.80		1,648.89
28-11-2011	28-11-2011	-----	FOSTERS FOOD	109.36		1,698.69
28-11-2011	28-11-2011	-----	QVC	10.64		1,808.05
28-11-2011	28-11-2011	-----	QVC	132.02		1,818.69
28-11-2011	28-11-2011	-----	C & W	99.19		1,950.71
25-11-2011	25-11-2011	-----	ATM CASH WITHDRAWAL	400.00		2,029.90
25-11-2011	25-11-2011	-----	BILL PAYMENT CREDIT CARD	483.88		2,429.90
24-11-2011	24-11-2011	-----	FROM:------ Monthly Salary		2,800.12	2,813.78

It REALLY upsets me when you try to discuss our personal business in front of children.  That’s ----- as well as other people’s children.  We have ample time to speak about these things and you choose the most inappropriate times to do so. (this morning) I do not mind showing you what I have in the bank, you can see the balance of my account at the top of this graph.  I do not have ANYTHING to hide.  Unlike you with that -----  account.  I just hope this trial that God has us going through makes us realize that being honest will keep us closer, because the LIES is what tears a relationship apart.  Remember, I won’t get paid again until 22^nd of December unless the agree to pay us a week before which will be on the 15^th .

I love you,

------ Wilson