Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Tax Problem - Phillip Evan Wilson

Apparently this Phillip has a tax problem.  Poor guy.  Probably just wanting to get on with his life and the Government is hounding him for money.  Or maybe he is a bootlegger shipping illegal whiskey ala Al Copone.  It's open to interpretation, although I prefer the gangster story.


Hi Phil, you had called us regarding your tax problem a while back.
I wanted to let you know that our owner, ----- has authorized the
following discount and payment options regarding your case. If you
hire us prior to close of business Friday, October 7th (this Friday)
we will reduce your total fee (3400) by 21.5 percent. We can even split the
total fee into 3 payments. If you are interested in taking advantage
of this offer, please contact me directly by phone or e-mail so we can begin the process.

Warm regards

-------
Director of Client Services
555 555 5555 direct
555 555 5555 fax
www.------.com

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