Aloha - Phillip Randall Wilson

I don't know if I care for this Brian fellow.  Personally I prefer sneaking up on my friends and this would give away my ninja hiding skills.
 

Hello,

Brian Wilson invites you to Aloha.
Aloha alerts you when your friends are nearby on your phone.
Open http://heyAloha.com to install Aloha!

-Aloha

Beefcakes - Phillip Lloyd Wilson

Interesting insight into our London Phillip here. Appears that he could stand to lose a few pounds kilos from his waistline.  So they got some pills and lost 1 kilo on them. One kilo.  I think you loose more than that just going to the bathroom.  I am guessing that their magic weight loss pills aren't as effective as they think.

Howdi Phillip and M-----

Congrats on the weight loss so far!   I and some tubby friends got our Gingko pills from M---- on Monday my sister and I are down 1 kilo.  I’m sure and I hope by next week it would be round 5kg!

We need to exercise a little though! Urrrrgh!

Anyway the reason for my mail is that D---- has lent her 3G card to A----- and has no internet and she also has gone over her cell phone contract minutes allowed and is currently cut off from the world till A---- return her 3G or the new month begins. L

She wants to arrange a night out on Saturday since you will be in Town with your Red Paint and wants to go to either  Beefcakes for dinner or/and to book a table at the Gat Party.

Give her a call when you get this email (she can receive calls).  We need to still book today if possible.

A table at the Gat seats 10, so we can get some peeps together between us.

M---- please give D----  a call she wants to chat to you.  Also I will draw money for another 6 Bottles of tabs for people who want (3 spare)  Ha ha ha coz when we start losing everyone will want and that you can also make up your order quota and order sooner.  In the meantime my sister J--- and I have shared our Pills with 2 others till stock arrives.

Oh…..D----- also want you to party with her and Phillip this weekend too. J

Regards

C------

Claude & Maude - Phillip Lloyd Wilson

And the mom spam keeps coming.  This one is so hilarious though. Ha Ha Ha..... delete.

They met at the singles club meeting and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other's company.

After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner and, much to his delight, she accepted. They had a lovely evening. They dined at the most romantic restaurant in town.

Despite his age, they ended at his place for an after-dinner drink. Things continued along a natural course and age being no inhibitor, Maude soon joined Claude for a most enjoyable roll in the hay.

As they were basking in the glow of the magic moments they'd shared, each was lost for a time in their own  thoughts.....

Claude was thinking: 'If I'd known she was still a virgin,  I'd have been gentler.'

Maude was thinking: 'If I'd known he could still do it, I'd have taken my tights off '

Sunday School - Phillip Deacon Wilson

Hey Phillip, got any ideas for sunday school for kids?  You could get some laptops and send the kids to addictinggames.com.  no?  I don't think Phillip will be sending any ideas.  I am really curious how this guy is affiliated with them.

To any and all that have Sunday School,

----- at St. Thomas in ------ is looking for help and ideas for Sunday School.  They have about 6 kids from 2-6 years old and about the same from 9-12 year old. Please send any ideas, websites, phone numbers, etc... to ---@----.---.  Thank you for you help.

God Bless,
--- ---

London Olympics - Phillip Lloyd Wilson

So this Phillip appears to be a UK guy.  I wonder why his "Mum" thinks it would be for him.  Is he into the Olympics?  Or does he like one sport and his mom just thinks he would like to go to any.  I think I'll pass on the offer.  My guess is that this Phillip would also.  The Olympics suck.

Hi Phil think this might be for you Mumx

From: hsbc@email.hsbc.co.uk
To: -------
Sent: 18/10/2011 12:59:44 GMT Daylight Time
Subj: Mr Wilson, your chance to be at the London 2012 Olympic Games, thanks to Visa

Dear Mr Wilson, For the first time in sixty years, the world's greatest sporting event is coming to London. To mark the London 2012 Olympic Games, Visa is offering you an incredible Olympic Games opportunity. Every time you use your Visa debit card issued by HSBC, between 1 August and 31 October, we'll enter you into a prize draw to win an outstanding Olympic Games themed prize. The more you use your card between these dates, the more chances you will have to win.

You could win one of two main prize packages of:

	4 pairs of tickets for London 2012 Olympic Games events
	2 nights, 4-star accommodation for 2 people in London during the events
	£100 Visa pre-paid card for two
	Return travel to London from your home (UK Only)
	Visa Olympic Games themed merchandise
	A tour around London

Spoons - Phillip Deacon Wilson

Time for some more Mom spam.  It makes you just stop and think.  You think, "I hope she washes her silverware"

A Holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and said,

'Lord, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like.' 
The Lord led the holy man to two doors.
 
He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in.
 
In the middle of the room was a large round table..
 
In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew,
which smelled delicious and made the holy man's mouth water.

The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly.

They appeared to be famished. They were holding spoons with very long handles that were strapped to their arms and each found it possible to reach into the pot of stew and take a spoonful.

But because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not get the spoons back into their mouths.
 The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering.

The Lord said, 'You have seen Hell. They went to the next room and opened the door. It was exactly the same as the first one.
 

There was the large round table with the large pot of stew which made the holy man's mouth water.

The people were equipped with the same long-handled spoons, but here the people were well nourished and plump, laughing and talking.

The holy man said, 'I don't understand.

'It is simple,' said the Lord. 'It requires but one skill.

You see, they have learned to feed each other.
The greedy think only of themselves..'
When Jesus died on the cross, he was thinking of you.
   Its estimated 93% won't forward this.
If you are one of the 7% who will, forward this with the title '7%'   .
I'm in the 7%
Remember that
 
 
I will always share my    spoon with you.

Subaru - Phillip Michael Wilson

It looks like our new daddy has returned in a 10 year old Subaru.  I would have thought he had some other type of car.  Do you think it's possible for any 2002 vehicle to operate at peak performance? I really thought that driving a Subaru was illegal in Michigan...

Dear Phillip,

Performing recommended maintenance will help your V70 last longer and run more efficiently. ------- Volvo Subaru is here to help you avoid costly repairs later by keeping your vehicle properly maintained. However, according to our records, your V70 may now be overdue for service.

Our factory trained technicians will perform the required maintenance items recommended in your owner's manual, as well as inspect other important and safety related components. Proper maintenance, with genuine factory parts, help keep your 2002 V70 operating at peak performance.

To schedule an appointment, please call us at ------- or click Reply.

Best Regards, ---- ----- Fixed Ops Director ------- Volvo Subaru -----@-------.com

Our Service hours are:

Monday 7:30AM - 9:00PM Friday 7:30AM - 6:00PM Tuesday 7:30AM - 6:00PM Saturday 8:00AM - 1:00PM Wednesday 7:30AM - 6:00PM Sunday Closed Thursday 7:30AM - 9:00PM

If you would like to visit our web site, please visit

www.-------.com

--- --- ----- Volvo Subaru

-- --- ------ -------- -- ----------, MI ------

Academic Paper - Phillip Edgar Wilson

It seems that this Phillip is a smarty pants. He wrote some paper on a chemistry subject trying to get a Doctorate.  I can't tell the difference between his paper and one generated from http://pdos.csail.mit.edu/scigen/

I did receive her first email.  I will be blowing it off like the last one.

Dear Wilson Phillip E.,

Some time ago I offered you the possibility of making your academic paper
entitled «---------» available as printed book.

Since I did not hear back from you, I am now wondering if you received my
first email. I would appreciate if you could confirm your interest in our
publishing house and I will be glad to provide you with detailed information
about our services.

I am looking forward to receiving a positive response from you.

Best Regards,
--------
Acquisition Editor

------

Address: ----- Landstraße --
----- -------
Germany

Phone +-- --- --------
Fax +-- --- --------

mmmmMeat - Phillip Randall Wilson

I am the lucky recipient of spam mail for other Phillip's. Usually useless, sometimes it sounds delicious.  I had to google Thornwood to figure out where it is. "The food is very good. But you will have to cash your pay check to shop there."  Not the ringing endorsement I was looking for.

50% Off Meats at A&S Fine Foods in Thornwood $15 DealChicken swoops in to pick up Italian favorites at a traditional deli offering quality meats, homemade mozzarella, imported cheeses, breads from the Bronx, eggplant Parmesan wedges and more. Nibble on this deal: for $15, you'll receive $30 worth of meats from A&S Fine Foods of Thornwood - savings of 50 percent! Quality is paramount at this old-school deli, and the staff encourages you to stop in and browse the vast selection of Italian imported goods. While you're there, pick up a marinated steak, hanging sopressata or heat-and-eat baked ziti to share with the entire flock. Enjoy a hardy sandwich from the deli, or stock up on a wide selection of veal, beef and pork that will make your next dinner a hoot!

Tax Problem - Phillip Evan Wilson

Apparently this Phillip has a tax problem.  Poor guy.  Probably just wanting to get on with his life and the Government is hounding him for money.  Or maybe he is a bootlegger shipping illegal whiskey ala Al Copone.  It's open to interpretation, although I prefer the gangster story.

Hi Phil, you had called us regarding your tax problem a while back.
I wanted to let you know that our owner, ----- has authorized the
following discount and payment options regarding your case. If you
hire us prior to close of business Friday, October 7th (this Friday)
we will reduce your total fee (3400) by 21.5 percent. We can even split the
total fee into 3 payments. If you are interested in taking advantage
of this offer, please contact me directly by phone or e-mail so we can begin the process.

Warm regards

-------
Director of Client Services
555 555 5555 direct
555 555 5555 fax
www.------.com

Youth Ministry - Phillip Deacon Wilson

After a little break, I received a reminder about a youth ministry event.  While the free lunch sounds tasty, I don't think I will be attending.  When I get these emails I wonder if the Phillip they were meant for actually shows up.

Dear All,

Just a reminder that -----(the meeting of the Christian Ed and Youth Ministry minds) is this Thursday starting at 10am until 1:30pm at St. Paul's in ------.  Lunch will be provided.  Please let me know if you will be attending.

God Bless,
------