Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Leaving on a Jet Plane - Phillip Randall Wilson

Boston to St Louis for Christmas.  Probably grew up there as a Cardinal Fan.  Now a Red Sox fan.  He probably greatly enjoyed rubbing in the 2004 World Series.  I actually received this email twice.  Probably clicked to send it again after not receiving the first time.  Clicking on Get mobile boarding document on my phone actually brought up the boarding pass info.



Your United mobile boarding document(s) for December 22
United confirmation: -------
E-Ticket® number: --------------
You are checked in for the flight(s) listed below.
Get mobile boarding document
United 3482    Thursday, December 22
Operated by UNITED EXPRESS/SHUTTLE AMERICA
From: Boston Massachusetts (BOS)
To: Chicago O'Hare (ORD)
Scheduled departure: 2:36 PM
Scheduled arrival: 4:27 PM on
Thursday, December 22
Get mobile boarding document
United 3605    Thursday, December 22
Operated by UNITED EXPRESS/GOJET AIRLINES
From: Chicago O'Hare (ORD)
To: Saint Louis Missouri (STL)
Scheduled departure: 5:19 PM
Scheduled arrival: 6:32 PM on
Thursday, December 22
Helpful tips
To display updates to your seat assignment or departure gate, refresh your boarding document by selecting Get mobile boarding document.
If you are no longer traveling on the flight, select Cancel check-in during the check-in process on united.com. Cancel check-in before departure or your ticket will no longer be valid.
Baggage must be checked at the airport at least 45 minutes before departure for flights within the U.S and 1 hour before departure for international flights. Visit tsatraveltips.us to review TSA baggage policies.
When traveling on an international flight you are invited to provide us with emergency contact information. If you wish to do so, please see a customer service representative at your departure gate.
 

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Hot Dog - Phillip Ivan Wilson

Chicago. Missing Hot Dogs. Someone call MacGuyver, this is important.

I see that the hot dogs did not make the truck. Will they be available next week? Is Allen aware?
Let me know



John ---------
Meats -----
--- ---- ---- office
--- ---- ---- cell

The Westin - Phillip Ivan Wilson


I believe this is for my new meat delivery man.  The email only contained the contact information.  I could really go for a steak.

-------
-------------
Chef Concierge

THE WESTIN MICHIGAN AVENUE
909 North Michigan Avenue, Chicago, IL 60611
T --- --- ----     F --- --- ----   
www.westin.com/michiganave
Follow us on Facebook and  Twitter

mmmmmeats - Phillip Ivan Wilson

I believe this is a new Phillip for me.  Sounds like this guy works for a Meat Delivery company in Chicago.  Sounds delicious.  Little jealous.


Tuesday
Potash Bros.
------
chicago il
--- --- ----    Al or Bob

Wednesday

Prisco's you have been there
------
aurora il
--- --- ----  margaret




Blue Goose
-------
St Charles Ill
--- --- ----   Rob






Dinner tomorrow night at III Forks
------
Chicago il
6:45pm








John --------------
Meats ----
--- --- ---- office
--- --- ---- cell

Monday, December 12, 2011

Wild Party - Phillip Deacon Wilson

I didn't know about the party. ...

----- asked that we make sure all our church people knew about the party. I know most of you know about it. But just in case, It will be tomorrow, Dec.10 at 7:00. Earlier they had said 6:00 but they needed time to set up. And the building doesn't become available until 6.
Hope to see you all there.

Fat Guy - Phillip Jensen Wilson

If this doesn't fill you with Christmas cheer, nothing will.



F  A FAT GUY GRABS YOU AND PUTS YOU IN A BAG .... DON'T WORRY .... I TOLD SANTA I WANTED A GOOD FRIEND FOR CHRISTMAS!


MERRY CHRISTMAS
and

HAPPY NEW YEAR 

Monday, December 5, 2011

Harmonica - Phillip Lloyd Wilson

Yay a link to a harmonica video. Fabulous! The center text made this one even more special.


Harmonica in Carnegie Hall!

Didn't know sounds like this could come from a harmonica.

He's obviously not a smoker...
I am betting you have never heard a harmonica played like this before! Wow!
 
This guy is fabulous. Turn up your speakers and enjoy. For those of you who do not know, the theme song from the Lone Ranger comes from the William Tell Overture.

This gentleman is awesome! A standing ovation at Carnegie Hall playing a harmonica! It took the Lone Ranger theme song to bring them to their feet.
Click below !! Sound on..

A harmonica in Carnegie Hall. [VIDE

Dude, Where is my Check? - Phillip Timothy Wilson


Holy cow.  This is one of the best emails I have gotten for another Phillip. Angry Wife, check.  Personal Information, Check.  The best part about it is realizing that at the end of the email, she is steamed at him.  And he never got this email.  He went home from work still upset that she blew her check on QVC things.

Dear Phillip,

Just to let you know where my check went, see a print out of my account below:

Transaction Date
Value Date
Reference
Description
Debit
Credit
Balance
01-12-2011
01-12-2011
-----
WENDY'S
23.36
979.06
01-12-2011
01-12-2011
-----
HURLEY'S MARKET
40.94

1,002.42
30-11-2011
01-12-2011
-----
SERVICE CHARGE
6.80
1,143.36
30-11-2011
30-11-2011
-----
HURLEY'S MARKET
17.45

1,150.16
30-11-2011
30-11-2011
-----
UTILITIES
300.00
1,167.61
30-11-2011
30-11-2011
-----
BILL PAYMENT
40.00

1,467.61
29-11-2011
30-11-2011
-----
GOV STAMP DUTY
8.75
1,507.61
29-11-2011
29-11-2011
-----
DTV*DIRECTV 
132.53

1,516.36
28-11-2011
28-11-2011
-----
HURLEY'S MARKET 
49.80
1,648.89
28-11-2011
28-11-2011
-----
FOSTERS FOOD
109.36

1,698.69
28-11-2011
28-11-2011
-----
QVC 
10.64
1,808.05
28-11-2011
28-11-2011
-----
QVC
132.02

1,818.69
28-11-2011
28-11-2011
-----
C & W
99.19
1,950.71
25-11-2011
25-11-2011
-----
ATM CASH WITHDRAWAL
400.00

2,029.90
25-11-2011
25-11-2011
-----
BILL PAYMENT CREDIT CARD
483.88
2,429.90
24-11-2011
24-11-2011
-----
FROM:------ Monthly Salary

2,800.12
2,813.78

It REALLY upsets me when you try to discuss our personal business in front of children.  That’s ----- as well as other people’s children.  We have ample time to speak about these things and you choose the most inappropriate times to do so. (this morning) I do not mind showing you what I have in the bank, you can see the balance of my account at the top of this graph.  I do not have ANYTHING to hide.  Unlike you with that -----  account.  I just hope this trial that God has us going through makes us realize that being honest will keep us closer, because the LIES is what tears a relationship apart.  Remember, I won’t get paid again until 22nd of December unless the agree to pay us a week before which will be on the 15th .

I love you,
------ Wilson

The Bishop - Phillip Deacon Wilson


Sounds like tho good bishop got himself in trouble. In the threads that followed nothing was writting about what actually happened. somewhat dull.



November 29, 2011

Dear Brothers and Sisters in Christ,

I write to you in this season of Advent when we await with eagerness the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ in great glory to judge both the living and the dead, even while we prepare to celebrate his birth among us so long ago in that unlikely place and with an unimaginable wonder and unspeakable grace—the Word made flesh.  In this season of hope we also rejoice in his daily visitation.  To that end it is with such hope that I report to you that late yesterday afternoon I received a phone call from Bishop -----, President of the Disciplinary Board for Bishops, regarding their ruling on my case which has been before them for several months.  In a conference of the board members on November 22nd the Disciplinary Board was unable to certify that I had abandoned the Episcopal Church.  While the statement leaves many questions unanswered—frankly, to my mind it appears to read like a complex statement of a complex decision in a complex time within a complex church.  Nevertheless, I believe it is best to take it at face value (even while noting that this diocese has not recognized the constitutionality of the new disciplinary canon).  For now given no more allegations from anonymous sources within the diocese it is my hope we can all get back to focusing our full attention on proclaiming the Good News of Jesus Christ in the power of the Spirit and to Glory of God the Father that the Church here in the Diocese of South Carolina may add daily to its number those who are being saved.

Please know our vocation has not changed. While making disciples and witnessing to the unassailable Truth of the Gospel to a hurting and troubled world, and speaking truth to power within the unfolding struggles of The Episcopal Church, as well as taking our place in the larger Anglican Communion, we are, as you have heard me say on many occasions, called by God to Make Biblical Anglicans for a Global Age.  Even while I write this we have a group of Irish priests from one of our companion dioceses, the Diocese of ------ visiting at Church of the Cross in ------to share, learn and experience renewal and refreshment in the Lord.  They and their bishop, The Right Reverend ------, will be meeting with our Diocesan Anglican Communion Development Committee to further yet another mutually enriching missional relationship within the emerging Anglicanism of this 21st Century.

 Before concluding let me express my heartfelt gratitude for the innumerable letters, emails and spoken words of encouragement I have received from so many within the diocese (even from those who do not always agree with my theological position or my constitutional and canonical concerns). I  am also grateful for assurance of prayers from those all across The Episcopal Church, and those in continuing Anglican circles across North America, as well as from significant Provinces of the Communion.  I must also give thanks for Christians in various denominations who having read of our situation in the diocese have offered prayers to God for our strength and steadfastness.  May we get on with the grace-filled work of Jesus Christ that is before us “that when he shall come again in power and great triumph to judge the world, we may without shame or fear rejoice to behold his appearing.”

Gratefully yours in Christ,

The Right Reverend -----------
------- XIV Bishop of

Ooh Hackers - Phillip Randall Wilson

Random hacker warning. Beware.. ooooooh.


I was just reading an article from PC Pitstop.  It was sharing an article from another website called Windows Talk.  Anyways, there is a website now that will your account user names to see if they have been hacked into yet.  Here's the link.

http://www.windowstalk.org/2011/11/how-to-check-if-your-account-is-hacked/

I think I will try it.

Friday, November 18, 2011

Steve Parish - Phillip Crayton Wilson

ANY DAY NOW!!!!!!11!!one!! So Excited to get my hands on some custard cream biscuits. YUM!







Having trouble viewing this email? www.aussiecatalog.com

G'Day Shoppers!
G'Day Shoppers

The Christmas Season is approaching fast.  The new catalog has been mailed out and if you have not received yours,  you should be any day now!!!! Shop online,  where we are available 24/7 for you shopping needs.

As always
Thank you for shopping with us!

Australian Catalog  
Steve Parish
2012 Calendars
are here!
calendars

$13.95 each!
Order yours today
This item does not last
very long!

     


New Additions
to our Biscuit
line are here!


$5.45 each!
Order yours today
This item does not last
very long!
Christmas
Stocings
$26.95

  

We all hope that you have a wonderful Christmas Season! 
From all of us
Australian Catalog Company

Zedge - Phillip Randall Wilson

Love the 123 handle.  I have no idea what Zedge is and no desire to find out.


Hi quantas123,

To validate your email address, please click on the URL below.

http://www.zedge.net/validate-email/?userid=-----------

The URL will work for 24h after you received this email. If you did not request this email, do not click the URL above.

Thanks for being a Zedger!

Back Injury - Phillip Deacon Wilson

Back pain sucks.



Please keep Mrs. -------, wife of Bishop -------, in your prayers. She has suffered a back injury and will be recuperating at home. Please, no visitors at this time. We encourage you to add her to your parish prayer list. Cards of encouragement are welcome!

Her address is:

----------
Pastoral care needs can be addressed through the Diocesan office by contacting ------ at --------

Sweet BBQ - Phillip Deacon Wilson

This sounds Fantastic!  If it wasn't a 2000 mile drive, I'd be all over this.  Each time I read this email I get hungry.


Dear All,

With all the activity coming up in the next couple of months, why not take a break to spend some quality time with a wonderful group of Christian Educators along with some sweet tea and excellent BBQ?  Momentum is coming on Thursday, November 17 starting at 10:30 at Lone Star BBQ in ------.  Please join the group!  I'd love to know if you will be able to come.  Email me at ------------

God Bless,

Monday, October 31, 2011

Aloha - Phillip Randall Wilson

I don't know if I care for this Brian fellow.  Personally I prefer sneaking up on my friends and this would give away my ninja hiding skills.
 






Hello,

Brian Wilson invites you to Aloha.
Aloha alerts you when your friends are nearby on your phone.
Open http://heyAloha.com to install Aloha!

-Aloha

Friday, October 28, 2011

Beefcakes - Phillip Lloyd Wilson

Interesting insight into our London Phillip here. Appears that he could stand to lose a few pounds kilos from his waistline.  So they got some pills and lost 1 kilo on them. One kilo.  I think you loose more than that just going to the bathroom.  I am guessing that their magic weight loss pills aren't as effective as they think.

Howdi Phillip and M-----
Congrats on the weight loss so far!   I and some tubby friends got our Gingko pills from M---- on Monday my sister and I are down 1 kilo.  I’m sure and I hope by next week it would be round 5kg!
We need to exercise a little though! Urrrrgh!
Anyway the reason for my mail is that D---- has lent her 3G card to A----- and has no internet and she also has gone over her cell phone contract minutes allowed and is currently cut off from the world till A---- return her 3G or the new month begins. L
She wants to arrange a night out on Saturday since you will be in Town with your Red Paint and wants to go to either  Beefcakes for dinner or/and to book a table at the Gat Party.
Give her a call when you get this email (she can receive calls).  We need to still book today if possible.
A table at the Gat seats 10, so we can get some peeps together between us.
M---- please give D----  a call she wants to chat to you.  Also I will draw money for another 6 Bottles of tabs for people who want (3 spare)  Ha ha ha coz when we start losing everyone will want and that you can also make up your order quota and order sooner.  In the meantime my sister J--- and I have shared our Pills with 2 others till stock arrives.
Oh…..D----- also want you to party with her and Phillip this weekend too. J

Regards
C------

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Claude & Maude - Phillip Lloyd Wilson

And the mom spam keeps coming.  This one is so hilarious though. Ha Ha Ha..... delete.



They met at the singles club meeting and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other's company.
After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner and, much to his delight, she accepted. They had a lovely evening. They dined at the most romantic restaurant in town.
Despite his age, they ended at his place for an after-dinner drink. Things continued along a natural course and age being no inhibitor, Maude soon joined Claude for a most enjoyable roll in the hay.
As they were basking in the glow of the magic moments they'd shared, each was lost for a time in their own  thoughts.....
Claude was thinking: 'If I'd known she was still a virgin,  I'd have been gentler.'
Maude was thinking: 'If I'd known he could still do it, I'd have taken my tights off '

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Sunday School - Phillip Deacon Wilson

Hey Phillip, got any ideas for sunday school for kids?  You could get some laptops and send the kids to addictinggames.com.  no?  I don't think Phillip will be sending any ideas.  I am really curious how this guy is affiliated with them.

To any and all that have Sunday School,

----- at St. Thomas in ------ is looking for help and ideas for Sunday School.  They have about 6 kids from 2-6 years old and about the same from 9-12 year old. Please send any ideas, websites, phone numbers, etc... to ---@----.---.  Thank you for you help.

God Bless,
--- ---

London Olympics - Phillip Lloyd Wilson


So this Phillip appears to be a UK guy.  I wonder why his "Mum" thinks it would be for him.  Is he into the Olympics?  Or does he like one sport and his mom just thinks he would like to go to any.  I think I'll pass on the offer.  My guess is that this Phillip would also.  The Olympics suck.



Hi Phil think this might be for you Mumx


From: hsbc@email.hsbc.co.uk
To: -------
Sent: 18/10/2011 12:59:44 GMT Daylight Time
Subj: Mr Wilson, your chance to be at the London 2012 Olympic Games, thanks to Visa

Dear Mr Wilson,

For the first time in sixty years, the world's greatest sporting event is coming to London. To mark the London 2012 Olympic Games, Visa is offering you an incredible Olympic Games opportunity.

Every time you use your Visa debit card issued by HSBC, between 1 August and 31 October, we'll enter you into a prize draw to win an outstanding Olympic Games themed prize. The more you use your card between these dates, the more chances you will have to win.

You could win one of two main prize packages of:

4 pairs of tickets for London 2012 Olympic Games events
2 nights, 4-star accommodation for 2 people in London during the events
£100 Visa pre-paid card for two
Return travel to London from your home (UK Only)
Visa Olympic Games themed merchandise
A tour around London