Chapel - Phillip Deacon Wilson

Phillip Deacon Wilson has been one of my consistent regulars.  Somehow he is involved with this Christian Academy.  From other emails It seems he may be involved in scheduling things for their chapel services.  Perhaps Phillip is their usual speaker.  Hard to tell.  The school is located in South Carolina.

I have Mr. ------ scheduled to speak in chapel tomorrow.  Is that accurate with what you have?

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Headmaster
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Cat Humor - Phillip Lloyd Wilson

Every now and then I get the dreaded "forwarded humor" emails. This one was also written in Lucidia Handwriting. Perhaps the Phillip this was intended for appreciates cat humor more than myself. No felines were injured in crafting this post, although three animated cat gif's were deleted.

Waltzingwilga wrote:

This really made me laugh and laughing is good for us hope you find it as funny as I did

 A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, "You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking." 
The cat thought for a minute and then said, "All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on." 
God said, "Say no more." Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.
A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to Heaven together. God met the mice at the gates with the same offer that He made to the cat. 
The mice said, "Well, we have had to run all of our lives: from cats, dogs, and even people with brooms! If we could just have some little roller skates, we would not have to run again." 
God answered, "It is done." All the mice had beautiful little roller skates.
About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow. God gently awakened the cat and asked, "Is everything okay? How have you been doing? Are you happy?" 
The cat replied, "Oh, it is WONDERFUL. I have never been so happy in my life. The pillow is so fluffy, and those little Meals on Wheels you have been sending over are delicious!" 

Hey we need a cute clean one every once in a while!

American Baby - Phillip Michael Wilson

This is a new Phillip for me to get information on.  It looks like he was able to redeem a free subscription to American Baby.  Probably a new dad ordering this for his wife.  I wonder if he is a Wolverine or a Spartan. To differentiate the different Phillip Wilson's, I'll give them middle names.  Lets call him Phillip Michael Wilson.

Dear Phillip, Thank you for ordering from the Parents.com Store. We have received your order, and it is currently being processed. Please print this e-mail for your records. It contains your order number and other important details. Stop back again for more great home and family ideas! Your order number is: -------

Billed to: Phillip Wilson ----- ------ --- --------, MI-----

Order Total: $0.00 *Plus applicable taxes

Your Shipment to: Phillip  Wilson
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Item	Qty.	Delivery
American Baby Usually ships within 4 to 6 weeks American Baby is published 12 times per year	1